7 Days to Die Blood Salad

Ok, ok, it's not really "blood" but there are surprisingly few opportunities to actually consume vegetables in 7 Days to Die. There's corn and.... Actually it's just corn. Wow, Fun Pimps, you guys don't eat any greenery, do you?

So go outside, grab yourself a fistfull of plant fibers and whip up this delightful non-canon strawberry vinaigrette! (The only edible fruits are blueberries and yucca.... wtf!)

Kevin Spicy's Totally Not Canon Strawberry Vinaigrette

Ingredients

• 1/2 cup pureed strawberries
• 1/2 cup lemon juice
• 1/2 cup red wine vinegar
• 1.5 cups olive oil
• salt and pepper to taste
• (optional) For extra redness, add a few drops of red food coloring!

Instructions

1. Mix greens and dressing in a covered bowl and shake or toss to combine.
2. Contact the Fun Pimps here and address their distinct lack of edible vegetables in the game.